escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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