I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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