So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
