that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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