Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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