Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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