Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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