I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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