I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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