so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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