just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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