he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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