ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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