"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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