all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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