i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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