just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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