you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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