dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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