they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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