just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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