OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
did i walk over a car last night?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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