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I puked a lego.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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