Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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