But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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