I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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