wat bout pragnant strippers??
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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