I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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