Having a random hookup so left but love u
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
