So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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