ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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