I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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