Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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