i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
kristin has been a bad kristin
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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