yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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