she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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