I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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