so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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