okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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