As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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