We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she looked like the before picture.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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