just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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