party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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