We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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