i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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