we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
the raccoons are back...
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