she woke up with a sticky ear
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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