I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Text me some of your sweat
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