if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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