what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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