i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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