don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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