So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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