Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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