You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
