Define "chronic" masturbator.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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